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Craigslist 44 M FLMe: Single white male, 44 years old, never married, handsome and well-groomed, and I'm looking for someone special.   
You: Attractive asian/caucasian female, 22-26 years old, 5'4 to 5'10 inches tall, no heavier than 120 pounds, knows a good opportunity when she sees it.   
What I want: Assuming you meet my standards, what I want is simple. Once per week (I will give you 2 days notice via email) you will show up at my place of business (a large law firm in the greater Los Angeles area) and ask my secretary to let me know you are waiting for me. You will wear exactly what I tell you the wear, typically elegant attire suitab Craigslist 44 M FL
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The Distempered HoundTHE DISTEMPERED HOUND  An Act in Three Parts   
Characters:   
Alex: Our Noble Hero, Tasked with a Quest  Hound: An Aged Dalmation of Dubious Temperament  Vet: The Veterinarian   
And Assorted Lesser Personas   
Act I: The Drive to the Veterinarian's Office   
[Within a small and uncomfortable gold-painted Toyota.]   
Alex: Cruel fates and ironies! Long have I yearned for some lowly creature whom could depend upon me and call me master. Yet knowledge of my limitations did keep me from pursuing such. Why, then, do I find myself tasked once more with a master's duty to c The Distempered Hound
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Obama: A Freerepublic Limerick
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The Wax-Free SonnetTo type a sonnet with a keyboard's aid  Seems simpler than it was in times long past  No worries whether candle-light shall last  Nor paper scrapped from spelling errors made.   
I wonder, then, if sonnet writers now  Think falsely that their efforts are the same  As once-great poets' writings that did tame  Travails that we moderns don't allow.   
Is mimicking their pattern the true test?  To match the rhymes and consonants up right?  Was that the measure that they all once sought?  There was more to it, it must be confessed.  But what that "more" was fades now from our si The Wax-Free Sonnet
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  • Current Residence: America. Suck it, everyone else!
  • Interests: Games, Animation, Aristotle, Lithuanian Beer
  • Favourite movie: Groundhog Day
  • Favourite band or musician: Thomas Dolby
  • Favourite genre of music: Byzantine Chants and/or Techno
  • Favourite artist: Fishbed
  • Favourite poet or writer: Dante
  • Favourite photographer: People who take Lolcat pictures
  • Favourite style of art: Naked Pictures of Comic Book Characters
  • Operating System: Vista
  • MP3 player of choice: IPhone
  • Shell of choice: What the hell?
  • Wallpaper of choice: What?
  • Skin of choice: This question is racist.
  • Favourite game: Any Roguelike
  • Favourite gaming platform: PC
  • Favourite cartoon character: Master Billy Quizboy
  • Personal Quote: Hmm.
  • Tools of the Trade: Computer

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:iconblackmoon90:
~Blackmoon90 Jan 21, 2009, 6:39:29 PM
Hi from a random deviant :wave:

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I\'m a member of A-O-W [link] If your against wolf killing please join

And Sasuke-antifanclub [link] anyone who is not a sasuke fan come here its great! :D
:iconalexrosewater:
~alexrosewater Mar 4, 2009, 2:52:00 AM
Hello to you in turn, citizen! Hope you've had some good days since sending this.
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~Blackmoon90 Mar 4, 2009, 7:27:32 AM
Yes i have had some wonderful days! :D

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I\'m a member of A-O-W [link] If your against wolf killing please join

And Sasuke-antifanclub [link] anyone who is not a sasuke fan come here its great! :D
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~alexrosewater Dec 9, 2008, 4:58:44 PM
Well, I decided to actually add some stuff to this page. Alas, I have almost no art skill, so it will have to be poems, limericks, and whatever else doesn't involve hand-eye coordination. Coming up next: An American Beauty fanfic where all the characters reform and end up becoming sincere and dedicated mormons.

Nah, I'll save that plot for the Natural Born Killers fanfic.
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~alexrosewater Sep 21, 2008, 6:05:01 PM
Oh covetous Big Fau, what more could you possibly require? Do you even have a core memory to speak of? Answer me, megadeus!
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